Can we start a thing where we say “if Taylor Swift broke up with _______, shed write a song called _____”
If taylor swift broke up with stevie wonder, she’d write a song called “You’ll never see me again”
If Taylor swift broke up with sponge bob she would write a song called “I’m not ready”
If Taylor swift broke up with R. Kelly she would write a song called “piss stains on my guitar”
False.
Double false
triple false
cole sprouse seemed to rather like that one
too soon.
(Source: pikashrew)
why is this so hilarious
It’s like he wasn’t expecting the pop and the water and he’s just shrieking.
always reblog confused snake
It looks like it’s laughing in an evil sort of way…
‘I’m melting, ahhhh’
(Source: markspics)
is there anything phineas and ferb can’t do
i’m not asking that in a rhetorical “oh man they’re amazing” way
i mean it
what the fuck can they not do
they can sing, play instruments, build anything, roller skate, surf, fly planes, etc etc
i just want there to be an episode where someone’s like “ok let’s jump rope” and phineas is like “fuck i have no idea how to do that”
(Source: phinflynn)
Americans should use the word ‘mate’ from now on.
like instead of bro, we should use mate.
“wassup mate do you want to smoke weed?”
he looks like he is trying not to cry
“Don’t look ma. don’t look at your little boy”
a broken man
Buttermilk the baby goat is kind of a dick.
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